Meme Part 3

Here's still more of that meme from MonkeyPuppet...teehee, it just goes on and on...

TWO'S OF EVERY KIND

Two Names You Go By Other Than Your Real Name:
1. Myridian
2. Bitchy Girl

Two Parts of Your Heritage:
1. German
2. Native American

Two Things That Scare You:
1. The dark
2. Being broke

Two of Your Everyday Essentials:
1. Coffee
2. Cigarettes

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Glasses
2. Bathrobe

Two Things You Want in a Relationship other than Real Love:
1. Honesty
2. Great sex

Two Things that Appeal to You In a Guy/Girl:
1. Sense of humor
2. Nice ass ;-)

Two Things You Want Really Badly right now:
1. A paycheck
2. More sleep

Two Places You Want to go on Vacation:
1. Europe
2. Jamaica

Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die:
1. Drive a sports car on the autobahn!
2. Be happy with my life...

Two Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. Sleep
2. Work :)

Two Stores You Shop At:
1. Hot Topic (yes, corporate goth, I know, I know...)
2. Thrift stores

Two people I haven't seen in a while:
1. Quester
2. Nathan

Two favorite animals:
1. Cats
2. Unicorns

Two Reasons you're doing this survey:
1. Cuz it's fun :)
2. It's one of the easier ways to get to know someone online. :)

Still more to come, stay tuned!

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