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Resume - George W Bush

I think this about sums it up... This person needs a job, an executive position, will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate. RESUME-GEORGE W. BUSH EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE: Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been 'lost' and is not available. Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam .. College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. I did complete an MBA at Harvard. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE : I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company w

Don't Pay for Directory Assistance Again! :)

I got this from the Sperm Donor and had to share with everyone... Cell Phone Information Cell phone companies are charging $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 Information calls. Since no one carries a telephone directory in their vehicle, they get away with it. When you need to use the 411 Information option, simply dial 1(800) FREE 411, or 1 (800) 373-3411; you will incur no charge. This works on your home telephone as well. This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass it on to your family and friends. I f you enter this number into your cell phone you will always have a way to get a phone number if you need one. snopes.com: Free 411