Past Life Analysis

Ganked this one from Zippo, very interesting! :)

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.
You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Bulgaria around the year 1600.
Your profession was that of a jeweler or watch-maker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning. Do you remember now?

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Okay, it's not sparking any memories. It's funny tho, I used to wear a *ton* of jewelry and now I hardly wear any. I definitely see the drama talent carrying thru. LOL! Discretion and moderation...good to know what my purpose is here so that I can get busy on it. ;-)

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