Teehee, Country Shelli send this one to me and it wouldn't be so funny to me if so many of these weren't true! LOL! Hope this makes y'all smile...
-------------------- One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
I originally posted this as a FB note exactly three years ago today and decided it's well past time to move to this venue. For the record, I still feel exactly the same about his decision to leave us. I wasn't done knowing him yet.
Your heart was broken? It
happens. You felt like you weren’t where you “should” be in life? Yeah,
that happens too. You weren’t excited about aging? Welcome to the club.
Absolutely none of that excuses or explains robbing those of us who love
you from the blessing that was you.
You were so shiny
with your epic hair and awesome fashion, always fun to watch bobbing
around on the dance floor. You made others happy just by showing up, and
I loved when random people on the street would ask to take a picture
with you. You had an enormous heart, always there to listen and help
someone. You were a self-proclaimed asshole, but I disagreed. I trusted
you completely and knew that you’d never betray me. You were my go-to
guy for so many …