Ten Things to Ponder for 2007
Here's a little funny from the Sperm Donor that I thought was worth sharing. Hope it makes y'all smile! :)
# 10. Life is sexually transmitted.
# 9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
# 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
# 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
# 6. Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
# 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
# 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
# 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
# 2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
# 10. Life is sexually transmitted.
# 9. Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die.
# 8. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
# 7. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
# 6. Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
# 5. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
# 4. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
# 3. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???
# 2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with mad cow disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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