Cat Thoughts on Cat Baths

Zaber sent this to me in my email and it made me laugh so hard I cried. I had to share...


'But You Said You Loved Me!'


'You will pay, as God is my witness, you will pay.'


'Wow, you call this water warm???'


'I don't think I like you anymore.'


'You SUCK!!!!!!'


'E.T. phone home......quick!'


'No, I'm not your Good Little Kitty anymore.'


'Traction....I'm losing Traction!'


'I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!'


'No, no, no, no.....NOOOO!!!!'

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