A Day in the Life

This is amazing but obviously this woman has WAY too much time on her hands. Check it out, I've never seen anything like it! Lego Church

My friend David sent this to me and it's hillarious! Hope this makes y'all smile today. :) Teh blessigs of teh Ceiling Cat b pwn u! http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page Genesis 1, vs. 13 - An so teh threeth day jazzhands.

Here's something the Sperm Donor sent along that I really like the sentiment of. (I changed the capitalized "God" to "the gods" but that's cuz I'm a spaz like that...) I think this will be my mantra for 2008: "Is this the hot chocolate or the cup?" ;-) HOT CHOCOLATE A group of graduates, well established in their careers, were talking at a reunion and decided to go visit their old university professor, now retired. During their visit, the conversation turned to complaints about stress in their work and lives. Offering his guests hot chocolate, the professor went into the kitchen and returned with a large pot of hot chocolate and an assortment of cups - porcelain, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the hot chocolate. When they all had a cup of hot chocolate in hand, the professor said: "Notice that all the nice looking, expensive cups were taken, leaving behind the plain...

If you have a dog... PLEASE read this and send it on. If you don't have a dog, please pass along to friends who do. Written by: Laurinda Morris, DVM Danville Veterinary Clinic Danville , Ohio This week I had the first case in history of raisin toxicity ever seen at MedVet. My patient was a 56-pound, 5 yr old male neutered lab mix that ate half a canister of raisins sometime between 7:30 AM and 4:30 PM on Tuesday. He started with vomiting, diarrhea and shaking about 1AM on Wednesday but the owner didn't call my emergency service until 7AM. I had heard somewhere about raisins AND grapes causing acute Renal failure but hadn't seen any formal paper on the subject. We had her bring the dog in immediately. In the meantime, I called the ER service at MedVet, and the doctor there was like me - had heard something about it, but.... Anyway, we contacted the ASPCA National Animal Poison Control Center and they said to give I V fluids at 1 1/2 times maintainance and wat ch the ki...

Got this from the Sperm Donor and thought it was worth sharing. :) There once was a woman who woke up one morning, looked in the mirror, and noticed she had only three hairs on her head. Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today." So she did and she had a wonderful day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and saw that she had only two hairs on her head. "Hmm," she said, "I think I'll part my hair down the middle today." So she did and she had a grand day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head. "Well," she said, "today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail." So she did and she had a fun, fun day. The next day she woke up, looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head. "YES!" she exclaimed, "I don't have to fix my hair today!" Attitude is everything. Life isn't about waiting for...

I definitely want to get one of these stickers... http://www.fagbug.com What is Fagbug? On the 11th annual National Day of Silence (April 18, 2007), Erin Davies was victim to a hate crime in Albany, NY. Because of sporting a rainbow sticker on her VW Beetle, Erin's car was vandalized, left with the words "fAg" and "u r gay" placed on the hood and driver side of her car. Despite initial shock and embarassment, Erin's decided to embrace what happened and film a documentary about her 58-day cross country tour around the US and Canada in her car known worldwide as the fagbug. To bring Fagbug to your campus, email Erin at erin@fagbug.com. Mission: Erin's goal is to get one million people (both gay and straight) to add rainbow fagbug stickers to their cars so that no one is targeted like she was again. To order a fagbug sticker or t-shirt, visit the fagbug store.

Zaber sent this to me in my email and it made me laugh so hard I cried. I had to share... 'But You Said You Loved Me!' 'You will pay, as God is my witness, you will pay.' 'Wow, you call this water warm???' 'I don't think I like you anymore.' 'You SUCK!!!!!!' 'E.T. phone home......quick!' 'No, I'm not your Good Little Kitty anymore.' 'Traction....I'm losing Traction!' 'I want my Mommmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!' 'No, no, no, no.....NOOOO!!!!'

Did you know that Gov. Mike Huckabee, the rising star in the Republican presidential race, thought AIDS patients should be "isolated," even after scientists knew it couldn't be spread through casual contact? Or that he still believes he was right to say that? After a public outcry erupted over the AIDS comment, Huckabee agreed to meet with the mother of Ryan White, whose son became a household name as a young AIDS patient. But it's been weeks, and he still won't keep his word and meet with her. Don't let him get away with an empty campaign promise! You can send your message at the link below. Thanks! http://www.hrcactioncenter.org/campaign/Huckabee?rk=812ich1qBQhxW

From: DallasRally.com Date: Jan 17, 2008 12:43 AM (please repost!) IMPEACH DICK NOW!!! .. http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1155201977/bctid1379193723 A Message From Congressman Wexler on January 16, 2008 Last night, I took to the floor of the House of Representatives and outlined our case as to why this Congress must hold immediate hearings on Rep. Kucinich’s Articles of Impeachment. I didn’t do it alone: I was armed with nearly 200,000 signatures of support from you and so many others. Please watch the video of this speech and forward it to as many people as possible. I've posted it on the front page of www.WexlerWantsHearings.com This morning, I delivered letters to all of my colleagues in the House of Representatives, urging them to support Cheney Impeachment Hearings. You can read a copy of both the letter to my colleagues as well as the letter to Chairman Conyers I am asking them to sign at: http://www.wexlerforcongress.com/news.asp?ItemID=230 Addi...

The Cap'n posted this very interesting quiz on his blog and I couldn't resist taking it. According to it, this is how I should vote in the fall... Former Alaska Senator Mike Gravel (D) - 79.17% match My Other Top Matches Ohio Representative Dennis Kucinich (D) - 75.00% New York Senator Hillary Clinton (D) - 70.83% Former North Carolina Senator John Edwards (D) - 70.83% Middle of the Pack Connecticut Senator Christopher Dodd (D) - 66.67% Illinois Senator Barack Obama (D) - 66.67% Delaware Senator Joseph Biden (D) - 62.50% New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson (D) - 58.33% Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R) - 41.67% Arizona Senator John McCain (R)- 37.50% Texas Representative Ron Paul (R) - 37.50% Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (R) - 33.33% Colorado Representative Tom Tancredo (R) - 29.17% Businessman John Cox (R) - 25.00% Bottom of the Barrel California Representative Duncan Hunter (R) - 20.83% Kansas Senator Sam Brownback (R) - 16.67% Former Massachusetts Gover...

This is a great blessing and one that I can't keep from reposting...here's hoping that 2008 is our best year yet! From: HACTACbKA Date: Jan 8, 2008 2:14 PM I wish you Health... So you may enjoy each day in comfort. I wish you the Love of friends and family... And Peace within your heart. I wish you the Beauty of nature... That you may enjoy the work of God. I wish you Wisdom to choose priorities... For those things that really matter in life. I wish you Generousity so you may share... All good things that come to you. I wish you Happiness and Joy... And Blessings for the New Year. I wish you the best of everything... That you so well deserve. HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS!

As you all know, this has been a year of great change for me and my household. I thank you all for staying with me through all the highs and lows this year and am grateful to call you all friend. Let's hope 2008 is the biggest, best, and brightest year we've all had yet!!! And now some gratuitous nudity for your viewing enjoyment... Sexy New Years Comments & Graphics