How To Treat a Woman

Ganked this one from Kevin's myspace bulletin. B does all of these and I'm so lucky to have such an amazing man at my side!!!

*Leave her cute text messages.
*Kiss her in front of your friends.
*Trust her over everyone else.
*Tell her she looks beautiful.
*Look her in the eye when you talk to her.
*When she cries, do whatever to make her smile.
*Forgive her for her mistakes.
*Look at her like she's the only girl you see.
*Hold her hand even when you are around your friends.
*Let her fall asleep in your arms.
*Get her mad, then kiss her.
*Stay up with her all night.
*Watch her favorite movie.
*Kiss her forehead.
*Give her the world.
*Let her wear your clothes.
*Hug her from behind.
*When you're leaning on the wall, lean her on top of you and put your hands around her stomach.
*When she's sad, hang out with her.
*Let her know she is important.
*Kiss her in the rain.
*And when you fall in love with her, tell her.
*And when you do tell her.. Love her like you never loved before.

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