End of the month mortgage prayer

I would have posted this yesterday but I was working a very long day. I survived another month end, y'all! Woohoo! :)

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Anyone who has any knowledge of the mortgage industry will definitely appreciate this. Thanks Heather!

Last night as I lay sleeping
I died or so it seemed
Then I went to Heaven
but only in my dream

Up there St. Peter met me
Standing at the Pearly Gates
He said "I must check your record
So please stand here and wait".

He turned and said "Your record
Is covered with terrible flaws,
On earth I see you rallied
For every losing cause."

I see that you drank alcohol
And smoked and goofed off too,
Fact is, you've done everything
A good person should never do.

We can't have people like you up here
Your life was full of sin,
Then he read the last of my record
Took my hand and said "Come in."

He led me up to the big boss and said
"Take him in and treat him well
He worked within the Mortgage business
He's done his time in hell"

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