A Day in the Life

My buddy Billy found this link and I laughed *hard* when I watched it. Y'all enjoy! http://deadtroll.com/index2.html?/video/livehelldesk.html~content

Okay the challenge is to write a caption for this picture: Here are a few examples to start with... My Shelly's was: "...and this is an exact replica of my penis, at 1000:1 scale." Mine was: "This is the new one-application yeast infection cure for those really serious infections..." And Mel's was: "Yes Senator, I am aware that devices for the purpose of sexual gratification are illegal. But, as you and the other members of the committee can clearly see, this is merely a flesh colored rocketship which vibrates on several different speed settings to simulate takeoff." So far Mel wins hands down. Feel free to utilize the comments section with your own captions, I'm curious to see what y'all will come up with! :)

What kind of pirate am I? You decide! You can also view a breakdown of results or put one of these on your own page ! Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

You Are a Glam Rocker! You put the "show" in rock show with your larger than life self. No doubt, you are all about making good music... But what really gets you going is having an over the top show. Glitter, costumes, and wild hair are your thing - with some rock thrown in! What Kind of Rocker Are You?

Danger, Will Robinson! :)

Thia passed this on to me and I thought it was worth posting. Some of these I actually did already know but a lot I didn't... 32 Strange Things You Likely Didn't Know........But now you do... 1. A rat can last longer without water than a camel. 2. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself. 3. The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle. 4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top. 5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. 6. A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why. 7. A 2 X 4 is really 1-1/2" by 3-1/2". 8. During the chariot scene in "Ben Hur," a small red car can be seen in the distance (and Heston's wearing a watch). 9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily! 10. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants. ...

This is really only going to be funny to those of us that live (or have lived) in the Metroplex but it's definitely worth posting: Mattel recently announced the release of limited edition Barbie Dolls for the Dallas market: Plano Barbie This princess Barbie is only sold at Willowbend Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign Lapdog named Honey, and a cookie- cutter dream house with a saguaro cactus in the front. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic ex-husband Ken comes with a Porsche. Richardson Barbie This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym suit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic-jamming cell phone sold separately. Can swear in English, Spanish or Chinese. Available at Target. Oak Cliff Barbie This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, bowie knife, a '78 El Camino with dark tinted windows, ...

I woke up this morning with a fat lip and the beginnings of a cold sore...I'm really feeling not so hot. Unless the Abreva works like magic and this thing is gone by Friday, there will be NO birthday pix of me this year. This sux!

Since next weekend is my birthday we've got multiple birthday events planned...here's how it's looking: Thursday 7/21: The Church (of course) ( http://www.thechurchdallas.com ) Friday 7/22: Division Street Pub Crawl with Matt starting @ 8pm @ J Gilligans Saturday 7/23: Check out GRIP, new club night @ Division One in Arlington then adjourn to FW to see Rocky Horror for the Los Bastardos Pirate Party Sunday 7/24: Bitchy Girl outing Whew, think I'll survive?? ;-)

This site filled me with pride at the bravery of the world. Check it out: http://www.werenotafraid.com/

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As I look over my last few weeks' posts, I see that I've only posted emails and quizzes. I've had lots o stuff going on. The last few weeks have brought about some changes in the list of people that I can call "friend". I'm still reeling from the emotional upheaval that comes along with betrayal and grief. B and I have had some challenges but I think we're well on the way to recovery with that. I've had work changes and a nightmarish month end but it seems to hopefully be trying to level out there. Here's hoping that life is trying to actually settle down into a rhythm again! During all this we did manage to sneak away for a long weekend to Missouri to visit my dad and attend my family reunion for the 4th. We had a lot of fun and I got to be the grill mistress for my *whole* family. It was great getting to show off my new found cooking skills! As of the 1st we are officially insured again which means that we'll be able to resume our dental stuf...

Guess these results don't surprise me too much... Disorder Rating Paranoid : Moderate Schizoid : Low Schizotypal : Moderate Antisocial : High Borderline : Very High Histrionic : Very High Narcissistic : Very High Avoidant : Moderate Dependent : High Obsessive-Compulsive : High -- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information --

We're back from a weekend in Missouri with my dad and we had a blast! Here's a little webthing for everyone this morning... You Are 40% American America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch! How American Are You?

We're going to be really busy this weekend so I probably won't have time to post again until after the 4th. Hope everyone has a fantastic holiday and gets to blow stuff up...or at least see things getting blown up! Happy 4th of July!!!