A Day in the Life

I can't even begin to express how devastating it has been today watching the city that I love so and want so badly to call home be destroyed. I feel such a sense of grief, almost as if a dear friend has encountered a horribly disfiguring accident. I don't even know what to do with myself right now.

Can someone please tell me what in the world is up with this? Billy sent me this bizarre and surreal link today and I just don't know what to say about it. Comments are most welcome. Rockin' Nimoy

Here's something y'all probably didn't know: Acomoclitic - A preference for hairless genitals. Acousticophilia - Arousal from (certain) sounds. Acrophilia - Being sexual aroused by heights. Acrotomophilia - Arousal by the activity/thought of having sex with an amputee. Actirasty - Arousal from exposure to the suns rays. Acucullophallia - Circumcision. Adolescentilism - Playing the role of an adolescent. Agalmatophilia - A fetish for statues/mannequins. Agonophilia - Pseudo-rape, pretend struggle or wrestling play as a form of foreplay. Agoraphilia - Arousal from having sex in public places. Agrexophilia - Excitement from knowing that others are aware of a persons sexual activities. Aischrolgia - The expression of obscenities. Albutophilia - Arousal from water. Algolagnia - Both Masochism and Sadism. Algophilia - Enjoyment or arousal from pain. Allopellia - Orgasm from watching others have sex. Allorgasmia - The need to fantasise about a more desirable partner in order to or...

I'm stealing this one from El Capitan cuz it's fun and fluffy. Enjoy! :) [X] I've run away from home. [ ] I listen to political music. [X] I collect comic books. (I used to anyway.) [X] I shut others out when I'm sad. (Well, sometimes.) [X] I open up to others easily. [ ] I am keeping a secret from the world. [ ] I watch the news. [ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. [ ] I own an I-Pod. [X] I own something from Hot Topic. (Yes, lots of things.) [X] I love Disney movies. [X] I am a sucker for hair/eyes. [ ] I don't kill bugs. [X] I curse regularly. (Like a sailor!) [ ] I paid for that cell phone ringtone. [ ] I have "x"s in my screen name. [ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a real conversation. [ ] I love Spam. [ ] I bake well. [ ] I would wear pajamas to school. [ ] I own something from Abercrombie [X] I have a job. [ ] I love Martha Stewart. [X] I am in love with someone. [ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [X] I am self conscious. (Sometimes) [X] I lik...

My Shelly sent me this one but I'm afraid that I'd be the one heading to these classes in my household, LOL! These are too good... NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! ALL ARE WELCOME OPEN TO MEN ONLY Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants, The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include: DAY ONE HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics) DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts. LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside dow...

This hit my inbox courtesy of my Mom-person today and I had to share...thanks Mel! :) "I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your chain letters over the past two years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern ..... I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. In fact, I avoid all sodas in cans because they might expose me to diseases from rat urine. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer r...

Ohmifuckingawd, I actually laughed so hard at this that B got off the couch to come read it over my shoulder...thanks, Billy! :) The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between t...